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Why Coffee Makes You Run... to the Bathroom: Science Explains

Oct 29, 2024
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Coffee Makes You Poop

Ah, coffee – humanity’s beloved brew. It’s the ultimate “morning fuel,” a little cup of joy, and, for some of us, an unsolicited escort to the bathroom. But why coffee makes you poop? Is it just a caffeinated mystery, or is there science behind coffee’s powerful pull on our plumbing?

Let’s take a look under the (coffee) hood.

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