Toot Toot, You’re Screwed: Popeye Goes Full Slasher in Popeye’s Revenge

Childhood ruined? Check. Summer camp destroyed? Double check. Popeye’s Revenge is here to remind us that not even spinach can save you when Popeye’s gone rogue. This isn’t the sailor you cheered for—it’s the nightmare you’ll scream about.

In this gory reimagining, Popeye isn’t fighting for Olive Oyl—he’s fighting everyone. The trailer shows the spinach-l…