This Dishwasher Doesn’t Wash Dishes, It DOMINATES Them!
Dishwasher or jet engine? Either way, your plates will be terrified.
Behold, the future of dishwashing has arrived, and it’s so fast, it might just break the sound barrier and your sense of reality.
STS 3D, the brilliant minds who looked at a regular dishwasher and said, “What if we strapped a jet engine to it?”, have teamed up with YouTuber Plumber John to build an appliance that doesn’t just clean your dishes—it humbles them. While your current dishwasher takes four hours to gently whisper your forks clean, this monster finishes the job in mere seconds. You won’t even recognize your plates afterward. Honestly, you might not even find your plates afterward.
With pneumatic base agitation to annihilate rust, a power sprayer that slashes cycle times by 4,000%, and an automatic door that opens like it’s welcoming you to the future, this machine is basically Skynet—but for your casserole dish.
Sure, there are still a few reliability issues. Like, sometimes it tries to launch your mug into orbit. But don’t worry—they’re working on AI integration and smart home compatibility in the next firmware update. Because obviously, what this thing really needs… is more power.
Just watch the madness unfold as you laugh maniacally.