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Oral Hygiene Just Got Crispy: KFC Drops Fried Chicken-Flavored Toothpaste (Yes, It’s Real)

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Apr 01, 2025
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April 1st has long been the day when companies hatch ridiculous fake products just for laughs. But in recent years, brands have started flipping the script — dropping real products that sound faker than a boneless wing. And folks, this one takes the (biscuit and) gravy.

KFC-Flavored Toothpaste.

Yes, you can now start your mornings with the le…

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