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One Squish to Rule Them All: LOTR Squishmallows Have Arrived!

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Jan 31, 2025
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Squishmallows, You Say? You Have My Plush, My Hug, and My Nap Time! The first-ever Lord of the Rings Squishmallows have arrived, and they’re precious beyond words. Frodo, Gandalf, and Gollum are now in ultra-squishable 10-inch plush form, perfect for long quests, cozy Hobbit-hole naps, or dramatically whispering, “My precious” at 3 AM.

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