Meet the Shrimp Automaton Who Works Out, Skates, Games, and Judges You

Stoccafisso Design has crafted a wooden shrimp automaton with a daily routine more productive than most of us on our best day. This little dude not only works out, he also shreds at the skatepark, cooks, nails the 9-to-5, and dominates at gaming — all with flawless and incredibly beautiful craftsmanship.

Watch the full video and witness the shrimp that’s…