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Light Up Your Lair with the One Ring Lamp—No Gollum Transformation Needed!

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Geeks are Sexy
Feb 06, 2025
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LOTR One Ring Lamp

Looking to add some epic flair to your room? The Lord of the Rings: The One Ring Lamp is here to help you do just that—minus the pesky “turning you into Gollum” thing.

This beauty glows with the Elvish Black Speech and rests on a plastic base that looks like cave rocks—perfect for channeling your inner Sauron while you binge-watch LOTR for the 100th time.

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