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Jurassic Park: Now Featuring Fluffy Murder Chickens! (Accurate Raptors) [Video]

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Jan 08, 2025
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Feathered Raptors Jurassic Park

What happens when you give Jurassic Park’s Raptors a glow-up based on science? You get Jurassic Squawk!

YouTuber CoolioArt decided the franchise needed some accuracy, so he slapped some feathers, wings, and a bird-like swagger onto the Velociraptors. The result? A chase scene that feels less like a life-or-death sprint and more like a deadly turkey trot.

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