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Investing in Stocks? LAME! The Real Money is in Overpriced Cheetos!

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Mar 17, 2025
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So, remember Cheetozard, the Flamin’ Hot Cheeto shaped like Charizard that sold for a mind-blowing $87,840 a few weeks ago? Turns out, it’s not even the most expensive Cheeto ever sold. That honor goes to the legendary Harambe Cheeto, which raked in a whopping $99,900 on eBay back in 2017.

Harambe Cheeto

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