Flying Spaghetti Monster Crochet Hat

This might be the greatest hat of all time, and if you know how to crochet, Etsy user rachaek sells the pattern right here.

This is a pattern (not the finished item!) for a flying spaghetti monster inspired crochet beanie hat.

Make your very own noodly deity hat! This pattern includes instructions to make this gloriously noodly hat in (just about) any siz…