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Breaking News: Someone Just Paid $87,840 for a Crunchy Dust Stick Shaped Like Charizard

Breaking News: Someone Just Paid $87,840 for a Crunchy Dust Stick Shaped Like Charizard

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Mar 07, 2025
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Breaking News: Someone Just Paid $87,840 for a Crunchy Dust Stick Shaped Like Charizard
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Some people invest in stocks. Others buy real estate. And then there are those who drop $87,840 on a three-inch Flamin’ Hot Cheeto because it kinda looks like Charizard.

Yes, this is real life.

Dubbed Cheetozard, this legendary snack first emerged from a bag of spicy goodness sometime between 2018 and 2022. A collectible shop held onto it like a rar…

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